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I Can Hear The Ocean Bindyree member since 3/20/03 700+ entries Supergold Edition

Description: Great! You made it!... (clears throat)... Merry Meet from San Francisco. Everything I write in Diaryland will be true at the time it is written. I have been a Pagan since 1990; and a raconteur since I learned to talk.

Strengths: Highly intelligent. Raconteur. An uncanny ability to look busy without actually doing anything. A best friend who is the cornerstone upon which my foundation exists.

Weaknesses: Consumes far too much peanut butter. Gets lost walking in a straight line. Can conjure a pile of crumbs from any food on the face of the planet.

Turn Ons: A good sense of humor, intelligence, sympathy, patience, music, creativity, kindness, courage, ethics, friendship, and love.

Turn Offs: Irresponsibility, entitlement culture, political unawareness, liars, and anybody addicted to schadenfreude.

Disclaimer: Reading my diary may cause the following symptoms: Itchy rashes, full body hair loss, projectile vomiting, gigantic eyeball, the condition known as Hot Dog Fingers, children born with the head of a golden retriever, seeing the dead, bone liquification, possession by the Prince of Darkness, tail growth, and elderly pregnancy.